I am interviewing my younger brother, Joey.

Are you excited about France?
Um. A little bit.

Why?
Um. I am kind of happy that have our own pool and that I can play rugby and soccer. That's it

On the first day of school in France, what do you think it will be like?
I don't know.

Why? Are you clueless?
No, I am not clueless.

Do you like the idea of sharing a room with Ellie?
No. I like my own room.

Remember Joey, don't make your room stinky.
Ha ha.

What do you think the airplane ride will be like. Do you think an old dude will be sitting next to you?
I think it will be the boringest ride.

Boringest should be a word.
Yeah.

What do you think you are going to do in France, besides sports stuff and the pool?
I am just going to play video games all day.

You do know that we only have one dinky TV?
So. I can still play video games on it.

If the pool has a giant ant in it that drinks up all the water, what are you going to do?
I would step on it.

The ant is too big for you to step on it.
Then I will throw a soccer ball at it and then I will step on the rest.

The ant ate you. The end.
The ant did not eat me! Now goodbye peeps.